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Abominable Robot – Shenanigans by Jonathon Robinson
Glamorous Life

The Role of Authenticity at the Studio Backlot Tour

After a recent tour through the Studio Backlot at Disney’s Hollywood Studios I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, “Does anyone ever buy this?” Truth be told this is nothing new. I get a little irked every time I experience this attraction.
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Best Time to Safari

You may have heard stories of angry guests complaining to CMs at Kilimanjaro Safari that there weren’t many animals to see on their late afternoon, mid-summer journey through this Animal Kingdom signature attraction. Real animals with real notions about what they will and won’t do make it very difficult to provide a consistent show, especially in 100-degree weather. Animal Kingdom has come up with a bunch of tricks over the years, such as chilled rocks and hidden feeding stations to modify animal behavior in ways which make the attraction more satisfying for guests. For the most part, these techniques mean better summertime safaris. But nothing prepared us for a recent January trip where we saw chilly weather bring with it more animal activity than we’ve ever seen before.
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Can The Great Movie Ride Be Saved?

“Awful.”

“Was that even good in the eighties?”

“That was terrible.”

I overheard these guest comments while exiting The Great Movie Ride recently at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. And I’m willing to bet they’re all fairly typical. But why? What makes it so terrible for so many and what can be done about it?

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Always Xmas at Winter Summerland

While Holiday Magic is popping up all over the Walt Disney Resort, the one location at which its always Christmas is Winter Summerland Mini Golf. The story goes that Santa saw this beautiful Florida location when flying home one night and decided it would be a perfect getaway for off-season elven vacations.


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October Sunset at Disney Hollywood Studios

As the spooky fun of HalloweenTime begins to fade, “scary” is soon to be replaced with “Peace on Earth” throughout the Walt DisneyWorld Resort.


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Epcot Food & Wine Festival First Bites

The second annual First Bites Opening Night Reception for Epcot’s Food & Wine Festival was Thursday night September 29th this year. It features a selection of epicurean highlights from this year’s festival served à la minute (made to order) as well as a sneak peek at some of the events by wine tasting presenters, celebrity chefs and entertainers.

While Disney still needs to add a lot more value to the event before we can recommend it as a must-do, it was a blast to be back in the Wonders of Life Pavilion (which is very well appointed for this year’s festival) and we very much enjoyed getting a tasty preview of the food before everyone else and without having to schlep around World Showcase. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. We have many a day’s schlepping around the World for food in our near future.

There was a ton of F&W merchandise available to purchase as well as a wine store and a mini art gallery featuring the work of Festival poster artist Maryann Schmidt, who was demonstrating her painting skills live. But the real star of the evening was the food, of course, so let’s dig in with a mouth watering look at some of the highlights.

From Hawaii comes Kālua Pork Sliders with Sweet and Sour Dole Pineapple Chutney and Spicy Mayonnaise. The name Kālua doesn’t refer to the liqueur Kahlua but rather a traditional cooking method involving a type of underground oven known as an imu.

Next up on our short list of highlights is our hands-down favorite of the entire evening, the Hops & Barley Maine Lobster Roll. The rolls were grilled crispy and buttered within an inch of their lives. There was as sweet aioli of some type and a spice mix that had hints of old bay, rosemary and tarragon. At least we think it had. One of the challenges was keeping track of all the details because I assure you we had more wine than food. Also clearly seen on the same plate is a lobster claw with drawn butter. I must have more of this in my belly as soon as possible… highly recommended.

Another combo plate with Australian Shrimp on the Barbie with Pepper Berry Citrus Glaze (we wouldn’ve liked them hotter and with more glaze but they were still yummy) and New Zealand’s Seared Sea Scallop with Kumara – Red Curry Purée and Apple Radish Salad. The scallops were perfectly – and I mean perfectly – cooked. And that is so hard to do even in a real kitchen. The fact they did it on what basically amounts to a hot plate is most impressive.

The last sneak peek in this report is a dessert trio. Clockwise from bottom is a White Chocolate Macadamia Mousse with Dark Chocolate Pearls (delicious but the pearls seemed like they’d been made days ahead), Tres Leches Verrine which, were I a coconut fan, I’d rave about, and finally the deliciously tart but way-too-sweet Lemon Chiffon. Had we a better photo we would’ve selected the trio of vegan desserts to present here instead. They were the most amazingly tasty sweet treats of the evening and we had no idea we were eating vegan until after we’d gone back for seconds. If you can, definitely check out the Mini Cookie Sandwiches, Mini Doughnuts and Brownie Bites from BabyCakes NYC. You will be astonished with how delicious vegan can be. Take it from a surprised and dedicated omnivore from way back.

HGTV Designer and Host Vern Yip signs autographs for a fan.

Food Network Celebrity Chef Keegan Gerhard hosts a cooking demonstration.

Red Newt Cellers’ Brandon Seager tries to convince us we should like Rieslings. Hint: wait for it to warm a bit and go for the driest one you can find.

Our girl Taylor Dayne belting out her Grammy-nominated hit “Tell It To My Heart” much to our embarrassingly-squealing delight. I wooed so much I was hoarse for two days. She’s still got it! Definitely go see her concert if you can.

A big surprise of the evening was the parting gifts!

The bag included many sweet treats, teas, a German Pilsner and much more including this Festival wine glass.

We left the event shorty after IllumiNations ended and were treated to a smoky view of the Festival Signage in front of Spaceship Earth.

Merci, First Bites!

And a special merci to MiceChat’s Orlando Parkhopper blog for including my report in this week’s post.

Playing Dexter

We were getting our front door painted last week and while it was off in the garage being sprayed the entryway to our house was covered in plastic. So we had a little impromptu photo shoot. Despite the gruesome photo I assure you we were just having a little pre-Halloween fun. My partner posted the shot to Facebook with the caption, “We were playing Dexter.”

Mickeytar

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From the creative minds of Disney, James Cameron and probably also that weird Imagineer guy with all the crazy earrings is MICKEYTAR! Coming summer 2018!

See also MickeyTron Lunacy.

Chili Dog Nostril & Existential Crisis in the Magic Kingdom

My partner and I are in our third month of citizenship here in Florida and our third month being Orlando Parkhoppers! And we’ve developed the habit of limiting our trips to just a few hours for some unknown reason. Yes, we have tons of work to do getting our new home in order and yes we keep being drawn to our pool like moths to a flame. But this last weekend we set out to break our three hour rut and spend a day in the Magic Kingdom. Here is a report from that trip in photos. And, as usual, there is a snarky caption or two thrown in for good measure.


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Universally Hot

Being new to the Orlando area, heading over to a theme park on a day off is still a great treat! And this weekend we decided it was time to venture a little further away from the Disney Parks that are so nearby our new hometown of Celebration, Florida. So we visited the Universal Orlando Resort for the first time as locals. It was incredibly fun and incredibly hot!

Universal upsold us. We totally fell for it. We bought premiere passes. You get so many amazing benefits along with a Premiere Annual Pass but the best part is the despicably bourgeois but incredibly awesome FREE VALET PARKING! I can’t tell you how ridiculously self indulgent it feels to drive up to Universal, hand your keys off and walk in to the park. Please, please, please Disney bring valet parking to your Parks. It. Would. Be. AWESOME! You purists may now all proceed to call me horrible names for suggesting it.

HULK SMART. HULK TURN YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND HULK MAKE KILLING EMPTYING NET FULL OF WALLETS AT END OF DAY.
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Three Robots and Three Martinis at Disney’s Hollywood Studios

How is it that a quick trip to Disney’s Hollywood Studios for dinner never ends up being just a quick trip for dinner? Run in, get a great meal at Hollywood Brown Derby, run out. Quick and easy, right? “But it’s after five and there’s still FastPasses left for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. Well, okay, just one ride after dinner why not? A little time to kill, how bout we run in and check out the Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream exhibit. Oh, and there’s a film? Okay, so a film and a ride and dinner… and… and…” and so it went. What follows is our dinner-only trip in photos that included a lot more than just dinner.

I want to go to there.

The Crystal Palace in a scale model of Disneyland’s Main Street U.S.A. in Walt Disney: One Man’s Dream. There’s a ton of really amazing stuff in there, especially if you like scale models!

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Celebrate America 2011

Last night Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom had a July 3rd preview of this year’s Independence Day “Celebrate America” fireworks show. And it was the most jam-packed-with-people experience I’ve ever had in the park. I can’t imagine what it’ll be like tonight! Here are some of my favorite photo moments from last night’s awesome pyrotechnic display.


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MickeyTron Lunacy

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New Amsterdam Marquee Before & After

Mary Poppins plays on Broadway at the New Amsterdam theater on 42ND Street in New York City. It is between my apartment and the subway station I frequent the most. I noticed a few years back how incredibly filthy the marquee was… and how incredibly beautiful. I don’t blame Disney at all, however, as the cost of keeping something like this clean is no doubt astronomical, especially in a city where everything that sits still for five minutes gets covered in a layer of grime. But I did take a series of photos of the dirty details.

A few months back I noticed the marquee was enclosed in scaffolding and, after several weeks, a beautiful, clean & shiny marquee emerged. The difference is striking!
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My Desert Adventure

Sometimes I get to do some really cool stuff for my job. Case in point: Chevy wanted a kick-ass driving video to accompany the reveal of it’s all-new muscle missile Camaro ZL1 but they didn’t want us damaging the only pre-production show car they had. So we traveled to their Yuma, AZ Desert Proving Grounds to shoot an engineering mule seen here still clad in partial camouflage.

Have a look at the reveal video and the entire behind-the-scenes gallery.

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MickeyTron: Legacy Preview

Now that the holidays are over I can finally start posting all those Disneyland HalloweenTime photos I was too lazy to get posted before Xmas. Here’s a sneak peek at the costumes we made for our trip.

You can view my photo-heavy trip report on MiceChat!

UPDATE: MickeyTron Lunacy is alive. ALIVE! View videos, photos and more at abomibot.com/mickeytron!

Don’t Be Afraid to Express Yourself

These lovely ladies were part of a Brazilian drum corp marching in New York City’s 2009 Pride parade. I post their photos in honor of today being National Coming Out Day. You don’t need painted nails and sequins to live openly and honestly as yourself. Just fortitude, self respect and the desire to live the truth and set a positive example. Sequins are optional.
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Marriage Equality March

One year ago today my partner and I participated in the Marriage Equality March on Washington DC. And here we are a year later still waiting for the state of New York, supposedly always ahead of the curve in civil rights, to allow us to marry right here in our home state.

A protest by Californians occurred the day before the march outside the Washington Monument.

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A Personal (and Short) Tale of Grief and Inequality

There’s a lot of noise about Marriage Equality and anyone who’s seen my Facebook news feed, profile, status updates or comments knows exactly where I stand. But a memory I’ve repressed for four years just came flooding back and I want to share it. It highlights how “Gay” Marriage isn’t just about State-sanctioned butt-poking. But about human rights. Scratch that. Human Dignity.
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Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party Costume Extravaganza

Myself, my partner, his adult nephew and our best friend just got back from a fantastic six-day trip to Walt Disneyworld. We’ve got hundreds of photos and a whole bunch of HD video footage of our trip. But until I can grab enough time to prepare a proper trip report (my first) I did want to share our costumes for the Halloween party. If you only look at one photo, here’s the one:


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Vestigial Closetitis

I’m out and proud and all that. And I’ve been myself in some situations that would make the queerist of the queer think carefully about their self-portrayal. Like at my mother’s funeral.

Mom was the pastor of a small Methodist church in a rural community. My partner and I attended services whenever we visited and were welcomed like family by her congregation. But it was still difficult for me to take my partner’s hand as we walked to the front of the sanctuary to take our seats with the rest of my family for her funeral service. But the point is, we did it. Our support for each other in our grief was more important than anything else and we maintained this kind of physical contact virtually throughout the entire duration of the experience.

But the last few days I’ve used the term “roommate” instead of “partner” twice and for the life of me I don’t know why. Granted, both times I was on tech support calls. But what the hell does that matter? If I can publicly show my affection for him in front of my mother’s grieving congregation why doesn’t the word “partner” come out of my mouth every last time I quantify our relationship to a stranger on the effing phone?

Obviously I have a relapse of the dreaded disease Vestigial Closetitis. I called my (gay) doctor and he suggested I take two bears and call him in the morning. Sounds like a prescription for success to me.